car bombs

If Ireland has given us anything of any value its potatoes

jameson whiskey

corned beef

and red heads. (Or as I like to call them, Clown Pussies)

I guess if you want to be technical about it, they did give us the Cranberries

But however, nothing compares to Irish Car Bombs

no, not those bombs, I'm talking about the ones with the aforementioned Jameson, delicious Bailey's Irish Cream

and of course a large pint of Guinness

Ah yes, Irish Car Bombs... who can resist the urge to drop that shot in and chug chug chug.... the kind of chugging that makes your throat numb, the kind of chugging that makes you want to down more more more....

who cares if it gets on your shirt

that mixture is coagulating in your stomach so much, your shirt won't matter in about 15 minutes anyway